You don’t know how to do April Fool’humour. You gave the game away in the headline and as if to make sure that the joke would not be missed, you used the word “defunct” in the first paragraph. http://theonlinecitizen.com/2011/04/breaking-news-toc-to-contest-cheng-san-grc/
You should have used a real GRC say Moulmein- Kallang or Choa Chu Kang., though that might have got Goh Meng Seng or KJ sending TOC nasty emails. I think they don’t know the meaning of humour. As to Low, he will juz wait to see events unfolld.
This is how to do it
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/238007/A-Zimmer-skateboard-now-that-s-silver-surfing
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