Best investment a married couple can make?

In Uncategorized on 11/03/2011 at 6:27 am

Err actually I meant what is the best investment a  S’porean Chinese couple can make. No, not property or working hard.

It’s in making gals. I kid you not  China adopted the one child law in the early 1980s. It resulted in a skewed sex ratio because many couples preferred a male baby and aborted female fetuses. In 1980, 106 boys were born were born for every 100 girls. By 1997, it was 122 boys for every 100 girls. This means that today one in nine Chinese men will probably never marry and the situation is expected to get worse as time goes on. (Economist blog)

So those S’porean Chinese couples who have good-looking, sassy daughters in their early or late teens should not bother about their grades in school. Focus on making them attractive to Chinese men: send them to charm schools, give them tuition in lap dancing, make sure they can converse in Mandarin, and send them to places in China or elsewhere where they can meet the sons of Chinese billionaires.

And very pushy parents should teach their daughters advanced sexual techniques. Or, if as its likely, the parents are prudes, find good tutors. Don’t worry abt them losing their virginity, waz plastic surgery for?  

And if yr daughters are short and fat? They got to study hard.


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